Sitting here in starbucks like “I dont want to fucking eat this granola bar, but I dont want to pass out either” ugh.  I hate eating so much.  I hate being around food.  I hate the smell of food.  Still trying to eat.

Tags: ana sucks

cecefredzilla:

hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes

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This speaks to me on a personal level.

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alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

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itscolossal:

Remarkable Macro Photograph of a Hummingbird by Chris Morgan

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

I have one of these

Best decision of my life

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

hahahahah

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

hahahahah

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perfectly-proper:

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

YASSSSSS MY LIT TEACHER EXACTLY

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rachellesierra:

geekingermany:

kariyote:

Language Maps of the US.

Why wasn’t this the first one I saw!? This is so much more interesting!!

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS WOW

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